Wednesday, October 9, 2019

The Forest

Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 33 minutes
Release Date: 1 hour 33 minutes
Director: Jason Zada
Starring: Natalie Dormer, Eoin Macken


      This Intense suspenseful flick is about a young woman who vanishes in a haunted forest in japan, and her twin sister (Dormer) travels to that region to look for her. Like I said, this is a very intense suspenseful flick! It has a lot of jump scares, and there's a rather surprising plot twist at the end! Parents, I highly recommend that you keep your young children away from films like this at all costs!


Final Grade:
B-

Monday, October 7, 2019

The Intruder

Rated: PG-13
Release Date: May 3, 2019
Runtime: 1 hour 42 minutes
Director: Deon Taylor
Starring: Michael Ealy, Meagan Good, Dennis Quaid

     This suspenseful horror flick is about a young couple who buys a beautiful house, only to find it's previous owner refuses to let go of the property. This has got to be the most lamest, most HORRORible horror movie I've ever seen. Only the ending is scary, the rest is not, and it is a film that you should definitely skip! Trust me, movies like Poltergeist, The Ring, and A Quiet Place are better.

Final Grade:
F

Friday, October 4, 2019

Flatliners

Rated: PG-13
Release Date: September 29, 2017
Runtime: 1 hour 49 minutes
Director: Neils Arden Oplev
Starring: Ellen Page, Diego Luna, Kiefer Sutherland

   This horror flick is about a team of medical students, who are a little too curious about what lies beyond the veil so much, that they decide to perform an experiment that causes them to have near-death experiences. But little did they know, that the experiment would have some major, and deadly consequences.


   I first saw this film when it was in theaters two years ago, and I liked it at first. But, that opinion has now changed. People please, especially parents, do not stream this movie! Avoid it at all costs!

Final Grade:
D-

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Slender Man

Rated: PG-13
Release Date: August 10, 2018
Runtime: 1 hour 33 minutes
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Joey King, Julia Goldani Teiles, Jaz Sinclair

     I reviewed this movie over a year ago, when it was in theaters. It's about the popular creepy online meme, Slender Man. And In this cinematic thriller, Four friends in a small town in Massachusetts, summon him in order to try to prove that he doesn't exist. Until, one of those friends mysteriously disappears.


    I can remember back when this movie first came out, People were trashing it like crazy! People said it was boring, not scary, etc. I disagree. Like I said in my first review, this is a very intense flick! Especially toward the ending! Parents, I still recommend that you keep your little ones away from this movie! It'll probably give them nightmares.

Final Grade:
C

Stay Tuned, because Friday, my review for the 2017 remake of "Flatliners", will appear on this blog!

My original review of Slender Man:
https://www.reviews.missourimovielover.com/2018/08/slender-man.html

Monday, September 30, 2019

Horror Month!

     Hello everyone! The month of October, Will be a big one! I have decided, to do something on this blog called "horror month." In other words, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday throughout the month, I'll review horror movies, and PG rated family-friendly Halloween-themed movies. I'm gonna kick-off the month with "Slender Man" on Wednesday, with others to follow. So, Stay Tuned! Just remember, Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday throughout October!

Saturday, September 21, 2019

If I Stay

Rated: PG-13
Release Date: August 22, 2014
Runtime: 1 hour 47 minutes
Director: R.J. Cutler
Starring: Chloe Grace Moretz, Jamie Blackley

        This tear-jerking teen romance film is about a young cellist named Mia (Moretz), who gets into a devastating car accident along with her whole family. So now, she's now faced with the tough decision to whether to stay here on earth, or go ahead and go to heaven. This movie, is a good movie in my opinion, and It's my number 1 movie of 2014. Chloe Grace Moretz (Who's my Hollywood crush by the way) was being a real actress in this movie, and she won a People's Choice Award for it. Parents, I doubt your little ones would be interested in this film, but your tweens on the other hand, that might be a different story.


Final Grade:
A+


P.S.
    If you don't remember, I mentioned this movie in my "My Girl" review.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Miss Bala

Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes
Release Date: February 1, 2019
Director: Catherine Hardwicke
Starring: Gina Rodriguez, Thomas Dekker

     This action flick is about a young woman named Gloria (Rodriguez), who goes out on a quest to find her friend Suzu, after she disappears after a shooting. This is not a good movie, I don't know why I watched the whole thing! Seriously people please, Skip it!


Final Grade:
D-

Twister

Rated: PG-13 Runtime: 1 hour and 53 minutes Release date: May 10, 1996 Director: Jan De Bont Starring: Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton      S...